What the fuck is with all these ads?!

Ok, I have to ask, what the fuck is with all these ads on every video I try to watch on the internet? How are you supposed to peacefully enjoy the bomb ass shit that killed Bruce Lee and watch shit on your computer if you are constantly waiting on ads to stop playing or slowing down the load? I cant think of the last time a changed the channel on pandora without running smack into an ad. Fuck this man! Seriously, that just ruins my smoking time. No matter how good the greens are! Whether I'm already burning, preping to do the act, or trying to enjoy my own brand of light headedness. There is always a fucking ad in my way! I understand alot of people help pay for there site this way and thats all fine and dandy. Their ads sit nicely off to the side and dont bother me or what precious little time I have to waste watching just one more prank on youtube. Regardless, I say stop the pre-video ads, there annoying and do nothing but make me want to burn this mother fucker down! But, speaking of burning something down, I need to have my daily battle with the shit that killed Bruce Lee, and enjoy my DAILY DUTCH!

the wonders of the sleep pill-- i mean sleep dutch

I'm an insomniac. I cant go to sleep at a normal time. I usually get home after midnight and my body is beyond tired. It feels like I've been working a chain gang for 3 or 4 days straight, but my mind feels as if it was trying to decipher binary code; it wont stop running.

In the past, whenever my body was in this stage: body is beyond tired but mind is still running, I would pop a tylenol PM or something to put me to sleep. However, doing so, no matter how small (or big for that matter) the dosage was, it would either knock me out and leave me with hangover like symptoms the next morning, or it would put me in a daze where i was physically asleep, but my mind never stopped, and i would be useless for reason thinking the next day.

Then I discovered the wonders of what half a dutch can do for you before you go to sleep. No need to smoke one by yourself to the dome. I dont think a bowl would have the same effect. When it's 2am, and you just got home; that is the most beneficial part of the next day for me.

It's where I sit on the patio lounger, stretch my legs, look at the stars and smoke (half) of my daily dutch.

Congratulations!

Florida moves up to #2, behind California, in the amount of grow houses within the state....although this seems like an impossible stat to track....

Pure Kush...Courtesy of Breezy B...

Pure Kush: Indica Hybrid

Usually, when Breezy B smokes some indica it gets me super sleepy so I go straight to bed! But indicas also make me mad hungry for ice cream, cookies and Milky Ways so then I have to get out of bed and go eat until I'm not high anymore. So then I smoke more Indica just to fall asleep with a belly full of chocolate or maybe a turkey sam, depends on what's in the fridge. It's a vicious and delicious cycle that is too tasty to stop. My latest favorite? Pure Kush. The kushiest!

Pure Kush is a tasty indica with soft, fluffy, dark green buds highlighted by deep orange hairs and a has a subtle, distinct taste. Easy to break up and easy to burn, this kush practically smokes itself! The high is like a good mugger, sneaking up on you from out of the dark recesses of nothingness until you realize shit, I'm high as fuck! Or damn, I just got mugged! Either way, you are fucked up!

I recommend this delightful treat to help you sleep, eat or to simmer down any stomach pains or body aches. Worth the price and the trip to smoke-legal-California.

Pure Kush earns a Breezy B All-Star rating of Smooth Criminal!

breezy b

The White Widow is a Gentle Woman.....

Brought to my attention a couple weeks ago...Very fluffy, mild fruit aroma, gentle high - like a woman's caress.....

Early Girl...

Outdoor/Indica....The name says it all......still very nice, and plentiful...cured well, very potent, popcorn consistency...

DIY Prison Contraption of the Week Pt.1

Almost as good as the real thing....but where's the sterilizer..?

A recession from a smokers point of view...

What is a recession? Webster's defines it as " a period of reduced activity". Normally when someone talks of a recession they are talking about the economy.

What I'm talking about is the mental recession we are all facing these days. Talking with my friends all over the world the global economic recession has left us drained.

Think about this: creative professionals are just that: creative. Sometimes ideas just flow out of their heads without thinking much about it. But most of the time ( I am using myself as an example) I need a little separate push for that creative freedom to come out onto the pen, computer, pad, whatever your instrument of choice is). If your area is experiencing a drought like my friend just told me that Austin is going through the last 2 weeks, creative industry suffers in that area. It's more billable hours to the end client for time thumping your pencil on your desk and throwing pushpins into the ceiling because you can't seem to let an idea get in your head. If there was a way that creative professional could smoke a doobie, (or sorry; a dutch) then his creative juices might start flowing again. The wheel would be greased as it were.

Think about that when you are buying your next bag; buy enough to cover those occasional creative recessions.

Stay high my friends,
-the dutchmaster

Obama's real bailout plan....

Take one of these and you won't give a shit about Wall Street or gas prices......

Marlboro is ready for the change

Some people might be happy to see this on the store shelves in your local 7-11, but I sure wouldn't. I would much rather see a kisok like in Amsterdam. Support your local supplier!!